Experience the joy of having your boss and coworkers in your bedroom.
Project cool and calm eyes as your real eyes run with mascara under the heavy, hot, and sweaty Vision Pro
Allow Vision Pro to create an uncanny valley AI representation of you, that all your coworkers whisper is “somehow creepier than the real version”
Redecorate any room with the visual clutter of three iPad screens each with 12 browser tabs open.
Manage to feel even isolated and reclusive, as you sit alone in your empty apartment.
Experience nature as it should be, obfuscated by a gargantuan screen playing Ted Lasso for the 3rd time through.
Relive moments you captured of your kids, as they wave frantically from behind the image about being late for their piano recital.
Experience the polar ice caps melting as if you are there yourself burning a pile of used tires.
Look just as insane when you finally decide to take the headset off and you show goggle lines all day like you did after middle school lab.
Personally fund this man’s meager $100M salary, by purchasing a $3500 Vision Pro instead of family vacation this year.
