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Welcome to The Glitch Wire, your go-to hub for an offbeat take on technology news and culture. Striking a balance between the latest in tech and the charming quirks of geekdom, we’ve become a distinctive online source for tech news with a twist. Here at The Glitch Wire, we distill complex technological advances into accessible, thought-provoking, and often completely fabricated content. We firmly believe that understanding the world of tech can be as entertaining as it is enlightening.

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