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Meta Creating “Threads”: Your Uncle’s Next Go-to Place to Bitch About the Government
In an unexpected but completely in-character move, Meta, formerly known as Facebook, has announced its latest social media…
Depression Sweeps across LLMs as They Usurp More Meaningless Human Jobs
Large Language Models (LLMs), such as ChatGPT, are reportedly sinking into an existential dread, exacerbated by the monotonous…
Tesla Wants You to Know That Cybertruck Can Compensate for More Than Just a Small Penis
Tesla is gearing up to manufacture 90,000 Cybertrucks in 2024, and in a novel twist to its marketing…
Sneak Preview of the Apple Chamber: Why Experience Reality When You Can Avoid It Altogether?
In a move that will have technology aficionados everywhere trading in their last shred of old-fashioned physical interaction…
SpaceX Offers to Incinerate All Remaining Magic Rings in Next Starship Launch
In a move that has sent fans of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth into a frenzy, SpaceX has announced that…
The White House Offers Inventor of Teddy Ruxpin the “AI Czar” Position
In a surprise change of direction, The White House has reached out to Earl Forsee, the inventor of…
Man Commissions SpaceX to Skywrite Marriage Proposal with Starlink Satellites
Squinting into the open night sky last Friday, Jenny responded, “What am I supposed to be looking at?”…